Archive for July, 2007
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
Big BUTTS make you lose all control
Look I know my ass is huge. And I know that you suck. But could you little dicklet losers at least learn how to control yourselves when you look at it? LOLOLOL I got a call a little while ago from BBWLOVER on Niteflirt and he wanted a cam show with me on yahoo. I turn the cam on and he is whimpering and moaning like a little bitch. I mean I’m sitting here in my track pants and a tshirt because I had to run errands this morning and you would think I showed a starving man a cracker lol!
He lasted all of 4 fucking minutes!! Are you kidding me? God, if you have a girlfriend I feel sorry for her. LOL do you see why I like a guy who can go like the energizer bunny? This ass is lethal boys. I know it. I mean I don’t mean to sound conceited or anything BUT… when I’m right, I’m right HAHAHAHAHA! When it comes to the ass department BIGGER is ALWAYS better. Ass men like it big, and jiggly, and round. It does something primal to them that they just cannot control. I’m not stupid. God blessed me with a big, fat MONEY MAKER and I use it to drain your wallets and your balls. So only a man who can handle all that ass can get with me. And that is why YOU are on the other end of the cam moaning like a bitch when I flash it at you, cause you CAN’T HANDLE THE RODEO BURGER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

