Archive for October, 2007
Saturday, October 6th, 2007
Sissy Pig is going to become a glory hole queen
I just got back in from a downtown bar tonight where we had some yummy margaritas. I’ve got expensive taste so of course I want the stuff made with Cuervo 1800. So I dropped some loot on a few drinky-poos and then went to McDonald’s after the bar. Got back home and watched I Love NY 2 (rolled my eyes) and wouldn’t you know it a sissy pig calls me on the hotline. That’s right the Financial Domination listing.
LOL and when I picked up the phone the little piglet greeted me with piggy snorts to show me how happy he was to be talking to me. But he really couldn’t please me. He’s just a wannabe. He works as a supermarket assistant manager. WOW, what aspirations! So you know he makes all of like $8.50 an hour lol working 80 hour weeks and then calling me with stinky panties on so his little clitty can get all hard. I hate wannabe’s so I told him of course he will have to get another job to afford me. In comes the glory hole. I’ll pimp that little bitch out so fast and have him turning a profit for me in no time at all.
Jasper Anderson is a disgusting and perverted little whiny pig who likes wearing dirty panties, EEEWWWW! He is so fucked right now, probably has no idea that I’ve slapped his name up on my diary. God, it would be really funny if someone he knows from work or his hometown were to come across his name on my blog where I’m talking about him wearing women’s panties and snorting like a pig while he trains to be my glory hole queen lol. LOL well I think I’m going to have to mail this out to all my boys on my mailing list and show them exactly what I do with the information I’m given.
Friday, October 5th, 2007
Pamper and Spoil
Just like every other girlie girl I know, I like nice things. I happen to have really good taste as well. Can you blame me? of course you can’t. It’s taken me a while to get all of my wishlists and gift cards in order but they are finally here. You will find them to the right on the sidebar and they are permanent fixtures here. Your best bet would be to familiarize yourself with them boys. Because you will be using them a lot when you want to speak to me. Regular tributes are not demanded, they are expected. Failure to comply will just get you denied. I’m in the mood to refurnish my apartment and my wardrobe and guess who’s going to pay for it? YOU!!
P.S. To all the copying, thieving little hussies who read my site… I know you are sooo going to rip this idea off but as you can see I watermarked all my little gift cards. If you are going to copy then you can put in the footwork to get or make your own biotches LMAO!!!! 
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
Humiliation going Mobile
Yea well since you sluts have been forking over more and more cash to me lately, I think it’s about time I spread my wings and take it mobile. One of my goals or intentions for this year coming was to make myself completely mobile so that I can handle business no matter where I am. These are the things I want and you are going to supply them to me. And really I don’t care what you have to do to get it for me. If you have to sell a kidney or take out a line of credit and pay it off, I want it. You can always tribute me a couple of thousand and I would kindly take that and buy these toys. Girls need toys too, they aren’t just for you boys.
Next I want an iPhone. Yup and count yourself lucky because it’s on sale. Originally I wanted a blackberry but have changed my mind when I got to see one of these babies up close and personal last weekend. I frigging love it! So get on it and make it snappy.
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
The words that make me hot
I figured that you might want to know what words trigger my buttons. These are all the words that make me hot. Learn them, live them, know them, never forget them. These are the words you are to start speaking to me. If you can’t abide by my laws then you will be ignored. Very simple loser. You’ve always dreamt of the Big Beautiful Goddess who would treat you as her lowly little servant slave and take you for everything you’ve got? Well now you have found her. She’s demanding, bitchy, doesn’t give a fuck about you, has excellent taste and completely insatiable. I’m GREEDY GREEDY GREEDY! I want it all and you are going to give it to me because you want my time piss ant.
Juicy Couture
