Archive for November, 2007
Sunday, November 25th, 2007
Paid email money tributes
I just love getting a guy to give and give and give without having to lift a finger. Paid emails are the single most best tool I have to use to extract all your cash from your wallets. That is what I have been doing over this long holiday weekend. Using boyz for my gain. Well I’m going out for the afternoon. I will be back later on to play with you turds. Toodles
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Thank you for making money pigs!
I just have to say a big THANK YOU for all the money pigs of the world. You boyz are truly pathetic and know your place and special purpose in life. Because honestly, why should I spend my cash when I can just get you to do it for me? LOL Happy Thanksgiving turds!
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
New money slave
Well I got a late start tonight getting things rolling. A couple of months ago I was working with a company and they made me get rid of my call waiting feature and wouldn’t you know it I’m missing all kinds of calls now. You know how it is, I start talking to my girlfriends and this person and that person and all of the money calls are getting missed. Well tomorrow I’m going to have to fix that. It’s been a nuisance.
In any event, that didn’t stop my little slave davie from seeing me tonight on cam and calling the money line and filling up my niteflirt account and my cam account. Davie has a tiny 5 inch dicklet that he likes to stroke while he looks at me and listen to me make fun of. Hold up my two fingers in front of the camera and show him how small he is and laugh at him lol. Thanks loser boy, I will have fun spending your cash on the things I want! Right now I’m on my Coach wishlist registry picking out the handbags that I want, looooove Coach! Maybe I will find some diamond crusted panties that the loser can sniff since he wants to sniff my panties so badly. I told him that me and Sassy would slip him into my panties and make him kneel in the living room while we took turns spitting on his crotch lmao!! So much fun parting you boyz with your hard earned cash. How does it feel? Thanks boo boo! I know I’ll be hearing from you real soon 
Saturday, November 17th, 2007
A salute to all my losers
I have been trying and trying to find a way to express my sentiments for all of the loser wimps who call me every day. I’ve finally come up with the perfect expression. This slide show is dedicated to you pathetic little pervs who call me and kiss my butt every day. It’s what I think of you lol, under no uncertain terms. So when you pick up that phone this afternoon you will be staring at my pretty smiling face while I’m flipping you off. As the pictures of my perfect ass flash before your eyes you will grab your crotch and squeeze it real hard to keep yourself from cumming. Hoping and wishing that I had a firm grip of your balls, laughing in your face as you gulp for air.
Boy, I know you love this big beautiful dominant woman. There are many, many fat chicks on the internet but you know… you know instantly and instinctively that I am better. I am the Holy Grail of BBW and you are on a quest. You will covet me, you will worship me, you will serve me, and in the end you will pay me *giggle* :lol:. Pay me just like the guy who got seduced by his big, curvy sexatary yesterday. His cock was aching for me, and his moans were music to my ears. Know why? Because I know he will be back for more. That pleasure is so addictive and you won’t realize the addiction until it’s way too late :twisted:. Um, k? Buh bye losers!
Friday, November 16th, 2007
BBW Video clips for sale for niteflirt.com customers
Soo… all you boyz who use niteflirt.com to get your rockz off can buy my videos via paid emails. Get your hot wanking materials to stroke it to when I’m away from the computer. There is belly button fetish, eating/face stuffing, verbal humiliation on you, too tight clothes, strap-on worship, and the list goes on.
belly button fingering -$7.99
belly button fucking -$16.99
bikini -$6.99
Verbal Humiliation -$11.99
Tease and Denial -$9.99
Breakfast of Champions -$11.99
Jiggling my fat -$7.99
Chubby Toe Tease -$5.99
Creamy big belly button -$8.99
food and belly play -$5.99
Hair and Makeup -$12.99
Handjob on my dong - $5.99
Lollipop fetish -$7.99
making up my face -$7.99
masterbating with big dong -$13.99
Pink Jelly Dong -$12.99
Shaving my fat pussy -$12.99
Fat girls midnight snack -$11.99
sneezing all over the place -$7.99
sneezing clip -$9.99
sneezing in the bathroom -$10.99
Sneezing fit -$15.99
southern food sticks to my ribs -$8.99
WAM Dirty Shameless Sploshing Fun -$8.99
Strap On Love For Sissy Boys -$9.99
thundergirl -$15.99
Toe Teasing My Foot Pigs -$11.99
Big Tummy Play -$4.99
Wiggling My Fat Ass -$12.99
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
Ugh males are such losers
I swear not a day goes by when some loser doesn’t hit me up. Every single day I have this one guy who messages me over and over and over and over. I never answer him. I block him on yahoo, but stupid Yahoo has it so that you can only put so many losers in the iggy bin. Well frankly there are more losers out there than iggy bin and I need more space for them haha!
I mean come on! What self-respecting male would do that day in and day out? Do you see why women can take advantage of you all so easily? LOL your stupid little dicks make you dumb, dummies haha! I admit it, sometimes I like to verbally assault guys like this. It’s soo much fun. You know what they do? They kiss my ass more. They see me on my cam or in my photos and they get strung out like crack whores hahahaha!
Friday, November 9th, 2007
What is wrong with dudes?
Ok so last night I’m in a chat room and I’m searching through a dating site looking to see who is cute on there. They see my pictures and the way they react you would think that I was last person on earth lol. I swear they just go nuts when they see my profile.
I have a very short tolerance for chatting, especially with guys. They can’t talk for more than 5 minutes without struggling to disguise the fact that they are beating off to my pictures. Their thoughts immediately go to sex. That’s when I tell them brb, or hang on I have a phone call, or sometimes I just plain ignore them because they are just dull and boring lol. It doesn’t really matter what it is I do, I just stop talking to them so I can watch how they act and then I an either laugh at them or put them on the iggy list.
Some of these guys you just have to do that to. They are just straight up crazy! So this morning I get a call from one of my girls and again I was parked in a chat room. This one guy hits me up and he’s like hi, blah blah blah. So I go brb phone call. He goes OK. Two seconds later he’s typing away! Dude, didn’t I just say I was on the telephone? Oh sorry, I just wanted a quick answer to my questions. LOL That’s too fucking bad. This is my world and I answer people when and if I choose to. But I’m serious, this tactic has yet to fail when it comes to weeding out the stalker types. And it seems the more I go off on them or ignore them, the more they want my attention. Oh yea that is sooooo attractive lol. 
Friday, November 9th, 2007
niteflirt phone glitches
I think there is something going on with niteflirt the last couple of days. I’ve been switched to away not taking calls and the phone has been right next to me. There have been a lot of missed calls lately and here I was thinking I’m missing them all at my own fault. Nope, it’s just one of those lovely niteflirt glitches yet again. I can see all the new people that have tried to call me and that kind of bums me because well… those are new phone sex freaks who have not been able to reach me. The only thing I can say is try again, that’s just how niteflirt is… full of glitches.
On to better stuff. I also forgot that I’ve got plans to go to the local bar Barney McNabbs in Yonkas(lol) Saturday night and hang out with my bro. Sunday I will be sleeping my pretty head off most of the day and then have to meet up with Sassy and her friends for dinner. From there I will be on my way home to catch some more winks and then going to have to be up early on Monday morning because I have another business meeting. I am in high demand pigs so if you want your princess you are going to have to make it worth my while. If you want my time you are going to have to send me tributes.
Thursday, November 8th, 2007
Loser assignments for the weekend
Hey chumps. You know I have to say, ever since I went ultra-glam with my niteflirt listings it has opened the door for a bunch more of brand new subbies that want me to toy with them. See… talent and skill do pay off. So much so in fact that I’m off to NYC with Sassy this weekend. Yea I have to go and visit some of my family and do some much needed shopping before Black Friday. I’m probably going to hit Woodbury Commons and The Westchester in White Plains because they have all of the hot designers without all of the city craziness. Plus… they have valet parking which makes things much safer than the city as well. We might decide to eat at Ruth’s Chris over there instead of driving all the way back into the city location. If you have never been you should try it, the food is excellent.
Saturday afternoon I have a business meeting(ugh on Saturday I know) because this was a spur of the moment kind of thing and meeting up with this potential client while I’m there will be most beneficial for me. But you know I’ve got my cellie and it will be with me every where I go so that I can take your money… uh I mean calls lolol. Your assignment will be to come up with a 500 word essay explaining why not just women, but BBW are superior and why they should be worshipped. Be creative boys because you will not be rewarded for standard bullshit answers.
Friday, November 2nd, 2007
Listen up losers
This one is going to be short and sweet tonight. I am a body of worship. You wish to worship me, therefore you must tribute me. This is not a negotiation nor is it an option. You don’t get to see me on cam or speak to me on the phone unless you tribute.
Start using the buttons boys or start crying. And go whine to someone else, let me call the WAAAAAAM-bulance for you HAHAHAHAHA!
