Archive for the 'BBW Phone Sex' Category
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Good loser boy buys me giftcards
So, I’ve been pretty active on this one site that I joined not too long ago and seems that I have found a bunch of loser boy submissives who are dying to serve my ass. Last night I’m hanging out in the chat room just minding my own business, having some fun and flirting and one of the pig-vomit boys hits me up on yahoo and starts talking about how he wants to serve me. Uh… no, no, no, boy. Wrong, wrong, wrong! That’s not how you go about getting my attention, AT ALL!
I don’t care about what you want, you losers. Don’t care one stinking bit about what you and your little dickie wants. Because quite frankly I would like nothing more than to kick each and every one of you in your little dickies, but I haven’t learned how to make a cyber foot yet. Ohh, would the footboys love that, a virtual foot they can lick when they bow down to princess lolol. Anyway I told him he needs to earn my attention. “How my beautiful voluptuous goddess?” Tribute me of course maggot!
Seriously I was going to write him off as some loser wanker who just wants to get his jollies and not have to give anything. That is usually why I just ignore them. But this guy doesn’t live too far away and I might have a purpose for him. Namely serving as a houseboy for me and Sassy. All depends on whether or not he is a good cook. Because I don’t want any bitchboy making me crap food and then I have to spit it out. That will get him thrown out of my house faster than I don’t know what. So now poised with the promise of possibly becoming a maid for me and my roomie he decides to make an effort. See what drive and determination will do for someone when they want something bad enough?
So anyways… I made him register for a niteflirt account (Yay $50 referral for me down the road HAHA) and he tributed me $150 plus bought me two Torrid gift cards at $50 each. While he surely hasn’t earned any privileges yet, this is a good start in the right direction to be considered being a pig slave, lolol. I will have to keep you posted on the progress of this wallet raping. I am going to have to put him in charge of my laptop computer fund, lol I’ll get that pretty laptop out of him yet! 
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Having the upper hand
It’s funny how men assume because they have penises that they automatically have the upper hand. When in fact the very fact that you have a penis is your downfall and undoing. Many men have been known to lose everything due to their lust of women. Look at some very powerful men who have suffered considerable losses and humiliation at the hands of a woman?
Donald Trump…
Cheated on wife Ivana
$20 million
$14 million Greenwich CT estate
$5 million housing allowance
Jewelry
Kobe Bryant
Cheated on his wife, accused of sexual assault…
I’m sure we all remember seeing this ring all over TV
But actually all you have to do is read Forbes to see some seriously expensive divorces. Fact is your little penis gets you boys in oodles of trouble that you just find it oh so difficult to get out of. Women control the penis and in essence control the man. You are weak by nature and I choose to exploit your weakness for my own personal financial gain. The really twisted part of the whole thing is this… you want me to exploit you. Yea, you enjoy it. You need it. You don’t feel complete unless you have it. Being controlled by a beautiful, powerful, woman is the ultimate goal and I can help you achieve it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
My humps and Happy Halloween
This song should remind you of what you love the most about me… my big luscious lumps that you want to hump lol. Today is Halloween and I am feeling wicked and devious. Callers beware… I might make you sniff my panties lol. Somehow though, I just don’t think that would be a punishment lol. Cough up some cash losers I prepping for the weekend already and I want all your money.
Myspace Graphics- At Myspacejunks.com
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
Sissyboy theme songs
It’s classic but OOOOH so funny. Enjoy yourselves sluts when you hear this one
Oooh my all time favorite…
Don’t want no short dick man! HAHA!!
What in the world is that fucking thing? You need some tweezers to find that thing? HAHAHAHHAHA!
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Losers wacking it off to my pics
Good morning, MAGGOTS LOL! It’s early Saturday morning, I’m surprised I’m awake at this point. I’ve been busy raping wallets all night though. I can always stay awake for money. I took Sassy to another mall in Massachusetts yesterday. We spent most of the day there shopping. Would you expect anything less? Absolutely not. Besides, I got home yesterday afternoon and took a nice long cat nap on the couch and woke up ready to work the phone all night. I am on the phones this morning and afternoon and then I’m probably going to be unavailable for most of the evening. I have a dinner planned. He’s a loser but was begging to take me to dinner and who am I to not take a losers money when he is begging me to do so? So I figure I will let him take me to this fantastic Italian spot downtown and make him pay out of his ass. He wants to be graced with my presence so he better make it worth my while lol. I can’t even tell you how persistent this little gnat was. Nerds are for using and badboys are for having good hardcore fucking lol. Neither of them really of much use for anything else so I use them for what they are good for and ignore them the rest of the time.
So you losers will have to be all by yourselves until I come back. That is what made me think about my favorite song and want to share it here just for you. So you can reach me most of the day before I sign off and remember lol my tribute buttons are ALWAYS available 24/7 lolol.
Friday, October 12th, 2007
Am I a gold digger?
LOL according to this quiz, I absolutely am! LMAO!! OMG, it’s too true though. See boys, now you can understand why I’ve finally decided to embrace who I am.
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You Are a Gold Digger |
 And a diamond digger, platinum digger, new Fendi bag digger You work hard to be a great girlfriend, keeping yourself sweet and sexy. And you should be rewarded for all your gym trips and hair appointments. That’s not to say you’re superficial… money just is a deal breaker Your dream guy is witty, handsome, AND rich! |
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
Bringing new style to my biggest asset
Yes, it’s now fall and time to refresh my niteflirt.com listings for all of you pervies out there who like looking at what I have to offer. These are much hotter than the ones I was using for the last few months and I’m sure you will like them. I’ve only done three so far but I have a few more in mind that I would like to create to make everything look fresh and appealing.
I always like to change it up for your perv boys and these REALLY reflect my personality and all of the things I like to talk about most. I will be much more active as far as offering wank materials. I have a huge collection of fetish video as well as a vast library of photos, over 13,000 ranging back from 2002 that I will start sending out.
Hmm… who knows, maybe, just MAYBE you might find little surprises in your niteflirt email from me from time to time. It all depends on my mood really. I have been a busy chick, going out and partying my ass off. Thanks to the butt wimps who call me religiously so they can worship. Ahh, you make my life easy, but not easy enough. I want more. You need to give more. I am not feeling the love. Do you understand what I’m saying here? I THINK YOU DO LOLOL! Ok, I will be available for calls all night long from here on out. Toodles!! 
Sunday, October 7th, 2007
Gold Digger
I want all of you boys out there to REALLY get a feel of what I’m all about. Gold digging knows no boundaries. No weight, no color, no age. I in no uncertain terms am telling you that I want nothing but your money and to benefit from you going broke. That’s right I intend to tip the scales in my favor. Why? Because that’s the way it should be. When you compare yourself to all the skinny ass white boys who will only date strippers, you recognize that you aren’t too far off from that yourself. You are perving over ME.
You’ve seen me on the internet all these years. You see in the BBW world, I’m what a guy like you tries to aspire landing as a girlfriend. A trophy to show off to all of your pals. My time is of value and what I keep telling you little wimps is that you don’t get none of my time unless you are paying for it. And still you try so damn hard to try and be my friend online or add me to your messenger list, or call to talk to me so you can relieve your balls and I’m really not having any of it. I don’t want to be your friend. I don’t want to listen to your pathetic whiny ass story. I’m not “Noprah”, I’m NICOLE! All I want to know is how big is your bank account and how much do you have in liquid assets and how much credit do you have? Sure you can call me up and tell me how hot you think I am, and how you love my pictures and my ass, my face, my body, my smile, my eyes or whatever. Bleh… who cares? Don’t you think I know this already loser? Of course I do otherwise you would not see me doing what I do! So go ahead and call me. Be like the rest of the sheep who I can strip of their cash. Call me so I can tell you what I think of you dipshit.
Friday, October 5th, 2007
Pamper and Spoil
Just like every other girlie girl I know, I like nice things. I happen to have really good taste as well. Can you blame me? of course you can’t. It’s taken me a while to get all of my wishlists and gift cards in order but they are finally here. You will find them to the right on the sidebar and they are permanent fixtures here. Your best bet would be to familiarize yourself with them boys. Because you will be using them a lot when you want to speak to me. Regular tributes are not demanded, they are expected. Failure to comply will just get you denied. I’m in the mood to refurnish my apartment and my wardrobe and guess who’s going to pay for it? YOU!!
P.S. To all the copying, thieving little hussies who read my site… I know you are sooo going to rip this idea off but as you can see I watermarked all my little gift cards. If you are going to copy then you can put in the footwork to get or make your own biotches LMAO!!!!
Friday, September 28th, 2007
The pecking order in my world
I was out visiting today and was flipping through a catalog with lots of little useless things in it. That is until I found the ultimate statement that expresses exactly how I feel about you worthless worms who call up and whine to me telling me you want to sniff my butt. This picture says it all… What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is… mine! LOL!!
